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“ERSEU” is a ✨💙spectacular💙✨ person whose favorite color is most definitely blue; their mothers name is Sally they have a step father named Paul and a younger sister named Estelle. He goes to Camp Half-Blood, went to Tartarus has amazing friends and a wonderful girlfriend. Their full name is Perseus “Percy” Jackson (middle name unknown) they were born on August 18th 1993, a demigod with ADHD and Dyslexia godly parent is Poseidon. Fought more monsters and been in more wars than he should’ve.

That’s right Percy, I along with or around 180 million people have been watching you~ (well reading and watching you) we’ve read about and watched you, Annabeth, Grover, Tyson, Clarisse, Chiron, Frank, Hazel, Jason, Piper, Leo, Reyna, Nico, Will, Gabe (we hate him), Octavian (we also hate him), Sally (the only goddess we swear loyalty to + an absolute queen), Luke, we know the prophecies and your guys fate most of the time. There’s been countless books about you and your friends, two movies, and a show coming out.

I bet you’re regretting wanting a definition now aren’t you?

Also probably doing the “remove the first and last letter of your name” trend
“Hey, I'm a Poseidon kid. I can't drown. And neither can my pancakes” ERSEU(/Perseus/Percy) said
ERSEU by PJORRfan April 7, 2023
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erse-hurl 

Another euphemistic mispronunciation of "asshole". Cf. the use of icehole by the character Roman Moronie in the movie Johnny Dangerously.
He's such a fargin erse-hurl.
erse-hurl by Ostrodamis August 9, 2013
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ersendichter 

In some rural parts of Scotland, another word for toilet paper, something to dicht your erse with. To wipe your bottom. Arse Wiper.
Dicht your erse after you've had a poo, (or keech in Scot's). Ersendichter another name for arsewiper, i.e. toilet paper.
ersendichter by elma fudd February 19, 2015

ersephon 

Your name is Persephone but you saw a tik tok trend where you have to take the last and first letter
1: Hi Persephone

2: my new name is ersephon
ersephon by D o b May 23, 2021

biscuit-ersed 

adj. slang; weak, feeble (Scottish dialect)
He went to speak, but stopped, knowing that his voice would come out biscuit-ersed, that the uncertainty would be threaded right through it.
biscuit-ersed by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009
1. Old English term for the word "arse" (which means "ass").
2. Present day term for the Irish tongue.
1. and 2.

"Irish people talk a load of erse."
erse by HMB April 6, 2003
scottish use of this word, meaning "arse", is in terms of how fine the hind quarters are. the emphasis at the start of the word show that the ass in question ranks very high.
That girl talks way too much, but man has she got a good erse.
erse by undercurent April 8, 2003
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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