ERSEU

“ERSEU” is a ✨💙spectacular💙✨ person whose favorite color is most definitely blue; their mothers name is Sally they have a step father named Paul and a younger sister named Estelle. He goes to Camp Half-Blood, went to Tartarus has amazing friends and a wonderful girlfriend. Their full name is Perseus “Percy” Jackson (middle name unknown) they were born on August 18th 1993, a demigod with ADHD and Dyslexia godly parent is Poseidon. Fought more monsters and been in more wars than he should’ve.

That’s right Percy, I along with or around 180 million people have been watching you~ (well reading and watching you) we’ve read about and watched you, Annabeth, Grover, Tyson, Clarisse, Chiron, Frank, Hazel, Jason, Piper, Leo, Reyna, Nico, Will, Gabe (we hate him), Octavian (we also hate him), Sally (the only goddess we swear loyalty to + an absolute queen), Luke, we know the prophecies and your guys fate most of the time. There’s been countless books about you and your friends, two movies, and a show coming out.

I bet you’re regretting wanting a definition now aren’t you?

Also probably doing the “remove the first and last letter of your name” trend

“Hey, I'm a Poseidon kid. I can't drown. And neither can my pancakes” ERSEU(/Perseus/Percy) said

by PJORRfan April 7, 2023

erse-hurl

Another euphemistic mispronunciation of "asshole". Cf. the use of icehole by the character Roman Moronie in the movie Johnny Dangerously.

He's such a fargin erse-hurl.

by Ostrodamis August 9, 2013

ersendichter

In some rural parts of Scotland, another word for toilet paper, something to dicht your erse with. To wipe your bottom. Arse Wiper.

Dicht your erse after you've had a poo, (or keech in Scot's). Ersendichter another name for arsewiper, i.e. toilet paper.

by elma fudd February 19, 2015

ersephon

Your name is Persephone but you saw a tik tok trend where you have to take the last and first letter

1: Hi Persephone

2: my new name is ersephon

by D o b May 23, 2021

biscuit-ersed

adj. slang; weak, feeble (Scottish dialect)

He went to speak, but stopped, knowing that his voice would come out biscuit-ersed, that the uncertainty would be threaded right through it.

by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009

erse

1. Old English term for the word "arse" (which means "ass").
2. Present day term for the Irish tongue.

1. and 2.

"Irish people talk a load of erse."

by HMB April 6, 2003

erse

scottish use of this word, meaning "arse", is in terms of how fine the hind quarters are. the emphasis at the start of the word show that the ass in question ranks very high.

That girl talks way too much, but man has she got a good erse.

by undercurent April 8, 2003