Dymetri 

Has a 2cm penis at age 17

Girl1: He has a Dymetri penis

Girl2:Ya it's so tiny

Dymetri by Aidenisabeast.com March 1, 2017

Dymetri 

Very cool and laid back guy. Always try's his hardest in any situation. He's also really good at sports.

Girl #1 look at Dymetri

Girl #2 ya he's so cool

Dymetri by Aidenisabeast.com May 14, 2016

Demetrio GQ

The most amazing man. Smart, determined, hard working, thoughtful, caring, DEAD SEXY, tall, funny, sweet, has a smile that will make you melt.....simply irresistible.

If you know Demetrio GQ, consider yourself lucky.

Tu eres mi pinguino, Demetrio GQ.

Demetrio GQ by Puffin2511 March 21, 2013

Feed Demetri 

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.

Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.

Feed Demetri by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018

Demetria 

A sexy,thicc,and smart girl with a attitude. Who loves people and takes shit from nobody. Super loyal, will never switch up on ya

Jamee:Oh look there go Demetria

Aerial:Yea she is so pretty
Jamee:Yea but she got a bad attitude

Aerial:atleast she’s nice, I talked to her and she seemed very loyal.

Demetria by Arizoni March 24, 2019

Demetria 

Someone who is so sweet, very big hearted, beautiful, someone who's able to keep a smile on you face just by looking into her bright hazel eyes, a wonderful singer or even her voice all together is just outstanding, plus she got da booty! And she admires music too

"Wow your bae is a good singer"

"Yup that's my demetria"

Demetria by YOlOSwAg420 May 21, 2015

Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

Demetri Martin by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005