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Tobacco rolled in paper. With a filter. Filters are usually prefered because getting tobacco in your mouth is unpleasant. Though people who smoke unfiltered cigarettes accuse filter cigarette smokers of being a pussy. Cigarettes aren't bad if you smoke them once in a while. Even one a day won't hurt you.
I'm trying to fill space cause UrbanDictionary said i need atleast 20 letters and 3 words. Word Yo!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005
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Pfft. Don't even talk to a woman or else she'll slap you in the balls with with a sexual harrassment charge.

Basically its your word against hers. And who is the judge gonna believe?
Eric: Hey, How ya doin?
Sally: Get away you pig
Eric:...
Sally:RAPE!!!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005
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When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.
j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 24, 2005
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Man. If i was old and had a really big beer belly. glasses and spelled like cabbage. i would totally sport a combover. Combovers are awesome.

A combover is when a guy trys to hid his hair loss by taking one portion of his hair and combing it over the patch of lost hair.
I look into the mirror.
and tell me whos that funky dude starin' back at me?
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 11, 2005
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what yellow fever mutates into when it goes untreated. When the hankering for asian women is so unbearable you just cum in you're pants at the site of one walking down the street.
Jed: ::cums::!!

Japanese girl: Ohh!! how kawaii! ^_^

jed: ::cums again::
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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A good japanese band. When they first started they had a more visual, feminine style that reflected in the music and clothes. Over the years they have dropped the visual effects for a more masculine approach. As can be seen in the album "Vulgar". In 2004 they have totally dropped the visual kei gig. The music became heavier and more american influenced. They still sound good.
Clint: I like Dir En Grey.

Joe: Yes, i like them also.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 21, 2005
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Tekken is a fighting game that is developed by Namco. starting its roots on the Playstation with Tekken, Tekken 2 and Tekken 3 (best one, in my humble opinion) and later carried on to the Playstation 2 with Tekken Tag Tournament, Tekken 4 and Tekken 5. Though the game is a classic in the fighting genre of videogames, It offers no new game play. Basically you're being sold the same thing in different packaging with a few new perks.
Namco: How much more can we beat this dead horse?

Clint: I don't know. i think they'll catch on pretty soon.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 21, 2005
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