69 definitions by iwannabeanalcoholic

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is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.

Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.
Check that out! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 05, 2005
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A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.
Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.

6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 02, 2005
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Is appearing on the new alkaline trio album.knows how to rock.
GODDAMNIT! jeffery dahmer just ate our drummer!
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?

Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004
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A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.
Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 07, 2005
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"Let's go" is a very good song by The Cars.

Also "Let's go" is a phrase said when you are ready to go and do something. Can relate to doing your taxes or aquiring sexual intercourse from a lady friend (or male friend) Or if you are just going to do something stupid.
Cassie: Clint! I want you to bone me so bad!

Clint: Let's go!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 27, 2005
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-A phrase spoken when you know you lost the argument but choose not to quit in spite of having no valid sources to support you're argument.

-Also when you are playing an online video game and you die/lose and are pissed off about it.

-And a way to tell someone to go away.
Clint: So therefor she is not a vegetable since she is moving and responding to people. The only way someone can be a vegetable is if they do not have any function of thier limbs or they are in a comatose state. In which Terri Schiavo is not a vegetable.

Joe:..Lick my nuts, asshole.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 02, 2005
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