Drizzy's Theorem

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A physics theory created by none other than DrizzyJeremiah himself. The theory states that for a person playing a Computer Game, their Luck is Inversely proportional to their Skill at the Computer Game they're playing. Although this rule only applies at constant ping.

"Damn, I didn't get that sick skin from that CS:GO Loot box"
"DW fam, remember Drizzy's Theorem? It just means you're good at CS"
"True, but I don't think my ping's constant my guy"

Drizzy's Theorem by DrizzyJeremiah January 19, 2018

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Drizzy's Glizzy

Drizzy's Glizzy, also known as Drake's Snake, is one of the largest penises in existence! I thought he had a 2 millimeter defeater, but HOLY SHIT! That thing must be at least 7 inches!

Tyrone: Have you seen Drizzy's Glizzy?
Mason: No.
Tyrone: You gotta check that shit out, that dick is MASSIVE!

Drizzy's Glizzy by Drake_is_gay March 5, 2024

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It’s dizzy over there for you

Chaotic
Shambles
Disrupted
To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.

Wow, you thought you were telling someone off, but unfortunately…. it’s dizzy over there for you.

It’s dizzy over there for you by Thirdweeknd December 8, 2021

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Dizzy Stick

a joint or rolled cigarette containing cannabis

Pass dat DIZZY STICK BIZZATCH!

Dizzy Stick by niggainabox January 24, 2009

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dizzy.streamer

Bitch I am them /srs -dizzy.streamer them fucking self

“ dizzy.streamers a tbhk fan “
“ no shit tf “

dizzy.streamer by dizzy.streamer October 6, 2021

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dizzy.streamer

Doing God’s work, also is secretly god, also solved world hunger.

Person 1: I don’t like dizzy.streamers tiktoks
Person 2: stfu

dizzy.streamer by anonymous July 27, 2021

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Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver

We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey

Dizzy Spider Monkey by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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