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bizzatch 

yer mom $#!t :)
you friggin bizzatch
bizzatch by joe December 9, 2003
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bizzatch 

a friend who has just made a big mistake. (can be male or female)
You stupid bizzatch! Your suppossed to tap the left cheek first!
bizzatch by Big Bird July 6, 2003

Biznatch 

biz-NATCH = noun
1. A highly disrespectful slang term.

2. Something you never call Abuelita.
"Shut-up, you old biznatch!" bitch biatch biznitch
Biznatch by Illuminutti March 3, 2015

Biznatchos 

Dude1: Damn these are good nachos, u made them?

Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them

Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
Biznatchos by Max86 April 22, 2010

Biznatch 

never use this word to describe someone's abuelita
They walked into my house
They disrespected my abuelita
They called her a "biznatch"!
Biznatch by finger fan club June 22, 2022

bizznatch 

Duh its the totally pimped out gangstariffic form of bitch that is incomparable. It can be used in a threatening, sexual, loving, friendly, derogatory, and etcetera, way.
Threatening: DAMN BIZZNATCH I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS FOO'!
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!

Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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