Shambles

being a straight up mess/disaster

"Hey did you hear that Discourse doesn't use meso gear?"
"Damn he's in shambles"

by downwithkeddie January 13, 2022

Shambles

A state of total disorder

My buddy Joel is in shambles all the time.

by Dexter4837 March 12, 2021

Shambles

A word, when called, nullifies a previous shotgun call, and immediately enters the "shotgun"-caller and the "shambles"-caller into a best-two-out-of-three paper-rock-scissors match, winner receiving the shotgun seat.

NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".

"Shotgun!"
"Shambles."
(paper-rock-scissors match ensues)

(or)

"Shotgun, No Shambles."
"You win."

by wfu demon deacons February 6, 2007

Shambles

Worthless, has no meaning

Your money is Shambles compared to Filiz

by Anonymous Influence December 11, 2003

shambles

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

tonight has officially become a shambles

by that JP guy June 11, 2006

Shambly

Adjective. The state of being where one's life is in "shambles." Typically occurs the morning after fraternity parties or during exam weeks.

That girl looked quite shambly on her walk of shame this morning.

by Fratthew April 2, 2010

shambling

to have your brain fall into shambles

john: dude did you watched inception?

daniel: yea it was shambling

john: lol

by danielfromabove2 April 23, 2014