A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.
by Instigator October 21, 2004
Spider monkeys are New World monkeys belonging to the genus Ateles, part of the subfamily Atelinae, family Atelidae. Like other atelines, they are found in tropical forests of Central and South America, from southern Mexico to Brazil.
There's nothing sexual here, pervert.
There's nothing sexual here, pervert.
by MixingEggs June 7, 2018
When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob to three different guys, while having sex with a fourth guy at the same time.
by Kpahx October 28, 2010
A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.
Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009
Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
by TAAE July 27, 2008
The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.
Spider Monkey That Hoe!
by Jimmy Longshot January 15, 2010
The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.
Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)
by Wagner/ Thrasher May 4, 2006