Dunkert

A piece of excrement fallen from the anus, submerged in water. typically in a toilet.

Yooo, I just dropped a massive Dunkert in the pool.

*Me deploy ng a humongous Dunkert in the fish bowl at 3 AM:

Insert picture of brown objekt in a fish bowl*

by Quadrathox April 7, 2024

dick dunker

A person who violently inserts their dick into a crevice.

Joe is a true dick dunker. Stuck that shit in her mouth so far it was touching her lungs.

by wonton! November 26, 2007

waffle dunker

(Noun) Derived from the 2009 movie Gamer, a waffle dunker is a person who lives primarily online. Much like a catfish, they misrepresent themselves thru avatars and bold online personas. The reality is like the huge mountain of a man dunking waffles in syrup while he pretended to be a female playing the game "society" in the movie Gamer.

(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.

2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.

(Noun) Pretty sure that chick you are texting with is really a waffle dunker.

(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.

2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.

by AitchBee August 5, 2014

Chocolate Dunkers

When you have explosive diarrhea, get some on the testicular region, and then teabag someone.

My good friend, I happened to have put my fair spouse into some un-easyness when I placed upon her my chocolate dunkers; I believe it may have been caused by the hot wings I had eaten previously before. Jolly good time.

Doe man doe, I gave my bitch some of 'dem chocolate dunkers after I got me some of dat KAY EFF CAYYYYY. Jolly good time.

by Rusty Shackleford, Son February 2, 2009

chunker dunker

Guy who dates big chicks.

Victor is a chunker dunker, and will only go out with big chicks.

by fivexfive June 17, 2008

Muff Dunker

General slang for a lesbian. It comes from the act of one lesbian 'dunking' ones face into another's 'muff' or vagina.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.

'Dude, don't... I think she's a muff dunker'

' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"

"Serious?!"

"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"

by Cayk September 20, 2010

donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.

"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"

by WingNut December 15, 2007