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Dudsgiving 

DudsGiving is the name for the holiday when you find yourself surrounded by family and or friends where, unfortunately, the climate is less than lively. We all know there are two types of people in this world, funsters or duds, you are one or the other, and if you don’t know which one, you’re probably a dud. Just one of those holidays ... Happy DudsGiving everyone! Gobble Gobble!
Did Wanda really just want me to look at the bunion on her foot? Is there a reason why there’s no wine in this entire house? Time to call some funsters to liven it up! Happy DudsGiving everyone!
Dudsgiving by Funny Moms November 22, 2018
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Dumpsgiving

On Dumpsgiving, the day after thanksgiving, families spend the day going from restaurant to restaurant eating dumplings of all varieties, sizes, and shapes. In NYC, some families consider it as important, if not more, as thanksgiving itself.
I went light on the thanksgiving turkey so I would be ready for Dumpsgiving. I must have eaten 50 Dumplings!
Dumpsgiving by Morelesser December 16, 2014

Durfsgiving 

A national holiday celebrated annually in which an equal amount of males and females come together to celebrate. Celebrations include taking turns durfing each of your closest friends in expression of thanks. Typically Durfsgiving is celebrated on the evening of the third Thursday of November after family Thanksgiving celebrations have concluded, but can be celebrated on any night during the year as many times as you want. :)

Durfsgiving is culturally and linguistically connected to the popular holiday "Funkaween"
Male: Hey (GIRL) I am so thankful for our friendship! Want to come to my Durfsgiving party so I can show you how grateful I am for you!
Girl: Of course! I'm gonna durf your penis off because I am so grateful for you!
Durfsgiving by G-STAR-RAW November 9, 2021

Dustgiving 

The biggest thanksgiving celebration in all of Pennsylvania. Hosted by King Dusty himself. Everyone is required to bring a side. Chef Jesse bakes his famous apple pie. Warm spices fill the air. All is well, all is love!
Person 1: What’s up?

Person 2: Do you want to go around and say what we are thankful for?

Person 1: Of course that is what Dustgiving is all about.

Person 2: Alright... I’ll start. I’m thankful for my mom!
Person 1: Me too, that woman has massive jugs!
Dustgiving by Lebohoops January 23, 2023

Dogsgiving 

noun- when a family's Thanksgiving dinner is comprised of worrying about what the dogs are doing
Mom: "Where's the dog? Is she being good? I should go get her!"

Person: "I wish she could just sit and eat, this is turning into a real Dogsgiving
Dogsgiving by cuddlylawngnome November 27, 2012

Dumpsgiving

dumpsgiving is a time of year, from mid-october to mid-december, especially time around thanksgiving, hence the name "dumpsgiving", when college students dump their high school boyfriends/girlfriends.
Well it IS dumpsgiving!
Dumpsgiving by littlemistercollegeman November 22, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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