Dustgiving 

The biggest thanksgiving celebration in all of Pennsylvania. Hosted by King Dusty himself. Everyone is required to bring a side. Chef Jesse bakes his famous apple pie. Warm spices fill the air. All is well, all is love!

Person 1: What’s up?

Person 2: Do you want to go around and say what we are thankful for?

Person 1: Of course that is what Dustgiving is all about.

Person 2: Alright... I’ll start. I’m thankful for my mom!
Person 1: Me too, that woman has massive jugs!

Dustgiving by Lebohoops January 23, 2023

Dudsgiving 

DudsGiving is the name for the holiday when you find yourself surrounded by family and or friends where, unfortunately, the climate is less than lively. We all know there are two types of people in this world, funsters or duds, you are one or the other, and if you don’t know which one, you’re probably a dud. Just one of those holidays ... Happy DudsGiving everyone! Gobble Gobble!

Did Wanda really just want me to look at the bunion on her foot? Is there a reason why there’s no wine in this entire house? Time to call some funsters to liven it up! Happy DudsGiving everyone!

Dudsgiving by Funny Moms November 22, 2018

Dustining 

To neglect or reject all real life matters, in lieu of World Of Warcraft, particularly your offspring.

"Damn did you see how dirty and sad those kids looked?"
"Yeah, looks like their parents are really Dustining them."

Dustining by Lukedagott October 26, 2019

Dustining/dustined 

The act of inviting yourself and others to someones house.

Inviting friends to go somewhere before involving the driver in the plan at all.

He just dustining/dustined himself over to my house

So apparently we are going to the movies and im driving?
Ya we are dustining/dustined ourselves.

Dustining/dustined by jr chicken yum yum January 22, 2012

Dustining 

Accepting an invitation, usually a special occasion such as New Year's Eve or even a wedding, making the effort to drive or fly to the general area (downtown Alexandria or the country of Colombia) when upon suddenly feeling tired or under the weather makes the decision to go home to sleep usually before 9PM without telling anyone.

Are you ready to order? Are you still waiting on one more?

Yes, we are ready to order. Our friend will be dustining us this evening.

Dustining by Rocket tinto November 25, 2019