On Dumpsgiving, the day after thanksgiving, families spend the day going from restaurant to restaurant eating dumplings of all varieties, sizes, and shapes. In NYC, some families consider it as important, if not more, as thanksgiving itself.
I went light on the thanksgiving turkey so I would be ready for Dumpsgiving. I must have eaten 50 Dumplings!
by Morelesser December 16, 2014
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Well it IS dumpsgiving!
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A national holiday celebrated annually in which an equal amount of males and females come together to celebrate. Celebrations include taking turns durfing each of your closest friends in expression of thanks. Typically Durfsgiving is celebrated on the evening of the third Thursday of November after family Thanksgiving celebrations have concluded, but can be celebrated on any night during the year as many times as you want. :)
Durfsgiving is culturally and linguistically connected to the popular holiday "Funkaween"
Durfsgiving is culturally and linguistically connected to the popular holiday "Funkaween"
Male: Hey (GIRL) I am so thankful for our friendship! Want to come to my Durfsgiving party so I can show you how grateful I am for you!
Girl: Of course! I'm gonna durf your penis off because I am so grateful for you!
Girl: Of course! I'm gonna durf your penis off because I am so grateful for you!
by G-STAR-RAW November 9, 2021
Get the Durfsgiving mug.DudsGiving is the name for the holiday when you find yourself surrounded by family and or friends where, unfortunately, the climate is less than lively. We all know there are two types of people in this world, funsters or duds, you are one or the other, and if you don’t know which one, you’re probably a dud. Just one of those holidays ... Happy DudsGiving everyone! Gobble Gobble!
Did Wanda really just want me to look at the bunion on her foot? Is there a reason why there’s no wine in this entire house? Time to call some funsters to liven it up! Happy DudsGiving everyone!
by Funny Moms November 22, 2018
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The Dumpsave is believed to originate on the UCSB campus 1985 CE
The Dumpsave is believed to originate on the UCSB campus 1985 CE
24 hours after Last Dump:
Oh man I gotta go so bad, but I'm dumpsaving.
8 Hours Later
Oh man this kinda hurts, but I'm dumpsaving.
2 Hours Later
I can hold it... I can... hold.... it...urgh..dumpsaving
Exactly Fourteen Minutes Later
HOLY SWEET MOTHER(beeline to restroom)
Waiting in Line for Restroom:
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
Finally on the John:
(singing)ooooooh yeah, sooooooo gooood!
Exiting John:
I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD
Oh man I gotta go so bad, but I'm dumpsaving.
8 Hours Later
Oh man this kinda hurts, but I'm dumpsaving.
2 Hours Later
I can hold it... I can... hold.... it...urgh..dumpsaving
Exactly Fourteen Minutes Later
HOLY SWEET MOTHER(beeline to restroom)
Waiting in Line for Restroom:
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
Finally on the John:
(singing)ooooooh yeah, sooooooo gooood!
Exiting John:
I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD
by S. Mortenson June 16, 2011
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