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Duckist

A person that is racist against different types of Duck.
Bob: yo check out this drawing i made of a Duck!!
Dave: Uummm thats a northern shoveler… Those are filthy dude. I only like Mallards.
Bob: Bruh thats low key kinda Duckist..
by Average-duck-enthusiast December 11, 2022
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Duckitis

A sudden case of amnesia you come down with that cause you to duck the person or people you owe money to.
You already ran out of people to sweet talk out of their money.

I have a job.

Really doing what?

I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.

Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.
by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021
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DUCKISM

Duckism is an elegant religion of worshipping the superior entities, the ducks. One must remember only the Duckists will survive the Wrath and the test of time.
Duckism is the only valid religion.
by the_cofounder July 23, 2020
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Durkistan

Sovereign nation that was settled in November 2005 and declared independence from all governing bodies of the world in the summer of 2009. The unforgiving terrain of this rugged, mountainous, and barbed-wired utopia is feverishly patrolled by the New Sons of Liberty, a rabid all-weather attack militia. Formerly part of West Virginia, Durkistan is now landlocked by West Virginia and the envious Kingdom of Ken.The BOHC is the command center and site of logistics and operations for Durkistan. Durkistans elaborate defensive fortifications and heavy armaments make it the most impenetrable border of any nation built by man.
We stayed at Durkistan for the weekend it was pleasant and relaxing
by BOHC December 19, 2009
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duckstache

a shadow on your upper lip created by making duck face that makes you look like you may have a moustache
A: oh, is that a moustache above her lips?

B: no, it's a duckstache
by whothehellareyou January 7, 2011
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dickist

noun: a person who believes certain penis sizes are superior to others

adjective: having the belief that certain penis sizes are superior to others
Mary will only sleep with guys who are packing at least 8 inches. She's dickist.
by missoldskool May 25, 2016
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duckitude

duckitude: to live life with resilience and optimism, to live in the present, to display duckiness, to feel ducky. Feeling ducky means feeling good, fine, or wonderful. The most significant historical and traditional aspect of "duckitude" is optimsim and resilience as noted in the almost ancient phrase -- "Like water off a duck's back." "The hard times were like water off a duck's back for him/her."
Resilience is not *just* about optimism — irony and an ironic perspective about the absurdness of many aspects of life can help keep a ducky floating upright. You can say the words “just ducky” in a tone that conveys, “things are really fine” or you can say it with a tone that translates “not even close to ducky.”

For those who are much more analytical, please note that the attitude of a ducky *is* different than the attitude of a duck, but similar. So, if that most popular duck-related quote is “he/she handled it just like water off a duck’s back” is true of ducks then it is three times more true of a rubber ducky.

Eckhart Tolle, the author of “A New Earth” and “The Power of Now,” offers us another view of “duckitude.” In both books, Tolle observes that when two ducks get into a tussle, they end it by flapping their wings and swimming off. As far as he can tell, they don’t stay mad – they don’t carry a grudge. They flap their wings and get on with life. The “duck lesson,” according to Tolle is “Flap your wings, which translates as ‘let go of the story.’” The human mind, in other words, often gets attached to THE STORY and relives it over and over again, thus, living mostly in the past and not in the present.

If you have duckitude, then you can be said to be duckified — kind of like dignified, but duckier. Use of the word might include “let’s go out and duckify the world” or “I am living the duckified life."
by rebelmage September 9, 2010
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