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To have a quacking orgasm!
I.E. An orgasm that is so violent that the one having the orgasm quacks with pleasure, thus creating a duckism
I banged Cindy so hard last night she had a Duckism..
Duckism by Cooperbran16 December 20, 2008
The distinctive practice of being or acting like a dick.
He's got a slight touch of dickism in him.

Never in the history of dickism....

Dickism is unnecessary!
Dickism by J Farrar January 1, 2012

Selective Dickism 

When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
Selective Dickism by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016
Word of the Day on October 2, 2016

Ducksimon 

Ducksimon is a duck that is named Simon, Ducksimons are Everywhere..Ducksimon is Many ducks, not just one! If Your not a ducksimon then your are a poisonpencil or poisonpen.
“Look! It’s a bunch of Ducksimon!”
Men who have a general lack of length or girth of the penis and feel the need to compensate for it with their attitude
Oliver has been classed with dickism due to his three inch cock and continuous insults to girls
Dickism by Yvale February 21, 2015
1. a system, theory, belief or practice related to the penis or dick.
Bill Clinton's presidency was troubled by dickism.
dickism by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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