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Duckism is an elegant religion of worshipping the superior entities, the ducks. One must remember only the Duckists will survive the Wrath and the test of time.
Duckism is the only valid religion.
DUCKISM by the_cofounder July 23, 2020
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To have a quacking orgasm!
I.E. An orgasm that is so violent that the one having the orgasm quacks with pleasure, thus creating a duckism
I banged Cindy so hard last night she had a Duckism..
Duckism by Cooperbran16 December 20, 2008
The distinctive practice of being or acting like a dick.
He's got a slight touch of dickism in him.

Never in the history of dickism....

Dickism is unnecessary!
Dickism by J Farrar January 1, 2012

Selective Dickism 

When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
Selective Dickism by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016
Word of the Day on October 2, 2016

Ducksimon 

Ducksimon is a duck that is named Simon, Ducksimons are Everywhere..Ducksimon is Many ducks, not just one! If Your not a ducksimon then your are a poisonpencil or poisonpen.
Look! It’s a bunch of Ducksimon!”
Men who have a general lack of length or girth of the penis and feel the need to compensate for it with their attitude
Oliver has been classed with dickism due to his three inch cock and continuous insults to girls
Dickism by Yvale February 21, 2015
1. a system, theory, belief or practice related to the penis or dick.
Bill Clinton's presidency was troubled by dickism.
dickism by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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