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Durkistan 

Sovereign nation that was settled in November 2005 and declared independence from all governing bodies of the world in the summer of 2009. The unforgiving terrain of this rugged, mountainous, and barbed-wired utopia is feverishly patrolled by the New Sons of Liberty, a rabid all-weather attack militia. Formerly part of West Virginia, Durkistan is now landlocked by West Virginia and the envious Kingdom of Ken.The BOHC is the command center and site of logistics and operations for Durkistan. Durkistans elaborate defensive fortifications and heavy armaments make it the most impenetrable border of any nation built by man.
We stayed at Durkistan for the weekend it was pleasant and relaxing
Durkistan by BOHC December 19, 2009
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Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.
Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.
Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

derka derkastan 

a generic country in the middle east according to team america world police
guy 1 - where are all the terrorists from?

guy 2 - derka derkastan of course!

Durka-Durkastan 

In reference to Team America: World police the movie. A made up place.
Of course, Durka-Durkastan.
Durka-Durkastan by T-mac9000 April 16, 2008

dristant 

One step more and he is a dristant at swimming.
dristant by fagga69 August 29, 2021

Derpistanian 

John is clearly Derpistanian.
Derpistanian by MrNeek August 28, 2011

Donkistan 

The fabled ( or maybe not so fabled) land where the Donkeys reign (Democrats) This is as scary a place as Liberaland for many of the same reasons. Where as Liberaland is the thought process, Donkistan is the theoretical place of its existence. The leaders of Donkistan are dedicated to voiding the Second Amendment and allowing government to grow until their idea of nirvana is reached: 110% Taxation
Another bill to restrict the rights of law abiding firearms possessors......this crap is straight out of Donkistan!

In Donkistan, the government must protect you from yourself because in their eyes, you are incapable of doing so.
Donkistan by Ironbrand August 9, 2006