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To have a quacking orgasm!
I.E. An orgasm that is so violent that the one having the orgasm quacks with pleasure, thus creating a duckism
I banged Cindy so hard last night she had a Duckism..
Duckism by Cooperbran16 December 20, 2008
The distinctive practice of being or acting like a dick.
He's got a slight touch of dickism in him.

Never in the history of dickism....

Dickism is unnecessary!
Dickism by J Farrar January 1, 2012

Selective Dickism 

When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
Selective Dickism by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016
Word of the Day on October 2, 2016

Ducksimon 

Ducksimon is a duck that is named Simon, Ducksimons are Everywhere..Ducksimon is Many ducks, not just one! If Your not a ducksimon then your are a poisonpencil or poisonpen.
“Look! It’s a bunch of Ducksimon!”
Men who have a general lack of length or girth of the penis and feel the need to compensate for it with their attitude
Oliver has been classed with dickism due to his three inch cock and continuous insults to girls
Dickism by Yvale February 21, 2015
1. a system, theory, belief or practice related to the penis or dick.
Bill Clinton's presidency was troubled by dickism.
dickism by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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