Dryfish 

When a Woman, usually a fiction Succubus or something like that, fucks a man so much that he dies via ejaculation.

Bro, Alma Elma completely dryfished that dude.
Man, when's the funeral?

Dryfish by Noodle4402 May 9, 2020

DayFishing 

The Act of going fishing during the day, having some naturdays and natty ices, taking a dab, regurgitating, passing out in a truck, getting expunged, get beat up by Andy P, and get sent to a jail cell.

Wow, did you hear about my buddy who went DayFishing?

Ya, he fucked up big time again.

DayFishing by RICKLES457 August 20, 2021

Dry Fish 

Dry Fish: Is when a guy jerks off, ejaculates on any part of his body, doesn't wipe it off or takes a shower after. Instead falls asleep with the ejaculate on him, wakes up, brushes his hand against the dried cum, and smells it. It'll smell just like fish.

Sarah (Girlfriend): *Walks in "John & her bedroom"* Oh my gosh, John! Why does it smell so bad in here? Did you eat fish in here earlier?
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!

Dry Fish by Agua4TheFrock September 22, 2016

dryfishing 

trying to seduce someone (particularly a girl) without using any bait (e.g. gifts, money, or a date) to help persuade or lure them in to your desires.

To try and seduce a chick without taking her out or buying her nice things is dryfishing.

dryfishing by Professor44 June 12, 2018

dayfishing 

The act of fishing during the day while drink natty iced and naturdays, proceeding to get removed from a vehicle, violently reguritate, to cover up a secret relationship.

Ricky: did u hear about my ole buddy who went dayfishing
Bubs: ya, he fucks up every damn day

dayfishing by RICKLES457 August 20, 2021

dryfist 

To insert a whole (usally clenched) fist into your partners anus and/or vagina. Without the aid of lubrication.

"bobby dryfist(ed) my anus last night and now I'm shitting blood."

dryfist by MrMagoo January 14, 2005

drydishaphobia 

A fear, allergy, or general unwillingness to dry the dishes.

Steve hides after dinner every night because he has drydishaphobia

drydishaphobia by Scuba_steve June 10, 2024