Dry Fish: Is when a guy jerks off, ejaculates on any part of his body, doesn't wipe it off or takes a shower after. Instead falls asleep with the ejaculate on him, wakes up, brushes his hand against the dried cum, and smells it. It'll smell just like fish.
Sarah (Girlfriend): *Walks in "John & her bedroom"* Oh my gosh, John! Why does it smell so bad in here? Did you eat fish in here earlier?
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!
by Agua4TheFrock February 09, 2016
When a celebrity or any person with clout wants to use Onlyfans as a cash-grab for opportunistic reasons to lure fans to subscribe to over-priced content that ends up being pondering.
I'll just post a few of my half-nude Instagram pictures on Onlyfans. That's, "Onlyfans Fishing" - but they won't be able to tell lol.
by Agua4TheFrock February 28, 2021