Dryet

When you’re so broke from drinking away your whole paycheck that you can’t afford to buy food diet.

Dude you’re looking chiseled did you lose some weight? Yeah I’m on a Dryet again until payday.

Dryet by Ninja Alphagirl November 11, 2019

Dreet 

A term used by The Walking Dead fan base. Referring to the "Bad Lip Reading" parody of the hit T.V show. That is meant to insult someone, somehow..

Ex 1:

Carol: Cheesy bird mess...
Carl: What'd you just say...? I have a cheese bird mess?

{Carol in silence}

Carl: Dreet

Ex 2:

"To all my haters...., Dreet"

Dreet by Ken2 March 10, 2014

Dryergasm 

When your dryer gets so horny with its large load that it orgasms, banging on the wall and groaning loud enough to wake the neighbors. Quick Solution: it needs to be turned off then on again.

Hang on a second, I'm having a dryergasm.

Dryergasm by L o p January 27, 2011

Drythia

A person who looks forward to the future too much

Cerdote: Oh my god... oh my god, only 3 months left... I can't wait!!! Come on !!!!!

Helena: Okay drythia, calm down now

Drythia by Brainful March 24, 2021

under the Dryer 

The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...

I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!

under the Dryer by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

blow dryer poopie 

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

blow dryer poopie by Gajapidi March 18, 2014

Dryeballs

A serious condition of intense dryness of the eyeballs, opposite to Moist-Balls. The dryballee may experience great discomfort of the eyeballs, particularly in windy conditions. It is often a recurring condition, though it can be treated with eye-drops or human tears.

"Hey man, what's with the squint?"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"

Dryeballs by aquariumbat May 19, 2009