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chiseled 

The sculpted features of a man's face.
The hero in the romance book had a handsome chiseld face.
chiseled by phulluvit June 4, 2003

Chiseled 

When you are hammered and stoned at the same time.
Bob: "Yo are you okay?"
Jimmy: *mumbling words* "NahHHhH im sooo fuckiNG Chiseled"
Chiseled by me number 69 October 21, 2022

Chiseled 

Where you’re drunk but in between plastered and hammered.
Holly, are you hammered?

No, Marc! I’m chiseled.
Chiseled by 407716 January 20, 2020

chiseled 

really dreadfully awful. worse than carved.
Your car exploded? That is so chiseled.
chiseled by gabs007 May 19, 2006

Chiseled Muffin 

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.
Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.
Chiseled Muffin by The Chiseler September 29, 2010

Chiseled cunt 

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.
"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"
Chiseled cunt by Kendromeda September 24, 2011
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