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A term used by The Walking Dead fan base. Referring to the "Bad Lip Reading" parody of the hit T.V show. That is meant to insult someone, somehow..
Ex 1:

Carol: Cheesy bird mess...
Carl: What'd you just say...? I have a cheese bird mess?

{Carol in silence}

Carl: Dreet

Ex 2:

"To all my haters...., Dreet"
Dreet by Ken2 March 10, 2014
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A Twitter tweet sent while one is drunk.
I'm so embarrassed by my dreets last night; I was so wasted. Next time don't let me Twitter when I'm drinking.
dreet by BigEddieStye August 5, 2009
Related Words
dreet • Dreet Mustard • Dreeting • dreetus • Deets • dree • djeetyet • Deetya • Deeter • deeth
“She sure let out a wet queef at gym glass today.”

“Yeah, what a dreet!”
Dreet by fageet August 24, 2021
A person who generally acts like a bum, or participates in bum-related activities.
I saw Jerry on the corner of the street holding a sign that said "will suck ass for money." What a dreet!
Dreet by natethegnat April 16, 2020

Dreet Mustard 

Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed
"Ayo pass the Dreet Mustard babe, we getting freaky tonight"
Dreet Mustard by Chodemaster69420 February 17, 2023

Asriel Dreemurr 

A Very Powerful Goat In Undertale That Can Absorb Souls From Humans And Monsters.
Asriel Is The Best Character Ever.
Who Can Say No To A Very Cute Goat?
Asriel Dreemurr: ∞ Attack ∞ Defence.
The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath.

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.
After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.
Leaky Deeter by M Mac April 18, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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