A serious condition of intense dryness of the eyeballs, opposite to Moist-Balls. The dryballee may experience great discomfort of the eyeballs, particularly in windy conditions. It is often a recurring condition, though it can be treated with eye-drops or human tears.
"Hey man, what's with the squint?"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"
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(Noun) Brand of beer locally brewed in Ocean City, MD, known for causing panties to drop when administered in excessive amounts. Also good for lubricating dry twister boards, decorating local advertisements, and encouraging the use of power tools in a non-productive (typically dangerous) manner.
(Noun) Brand of beer locally brewed in Ocean City, MD, known for causing panties to drop when administered in excessive amounts. Also good for lubricating dry twister boards, decorating local advertisements, and encouraging the use of power tools in a non-productive (typically dangerous) manner.
Dude...When I pulled out DeBalls the other night, she jumped on me like a fat kid opening presents outside Denny's!!
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Get the dryballs mug.When you are tired and/or are working in an environment with lots of artificial heating. The resulting dry and possible sore eyes can now be referred to as "Dryballs".
This is an affliction often suffered by contact lens wearers and those that like to party...a lot.
This is an affliction often suffered by contact lens wearers and those that like to party...a lot.
"My wife kept me awake all night and now I'm at work, staring at this computer screen for eight hours with the heating on full - I've got a major case dryballs!".
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rye: WHEN in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation. We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness—-That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
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