The most common reason for calling out of work.
Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.
Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.
Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.
Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.
Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.
Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.
Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.
Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.
Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."
Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."
Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."
by eceedubs December 24, 2010
Get the Drunkitis mug.A sudden case of amnesia you come down with that cause you to duck the person or people you owe money to.
You already ran out of people to sweet talk out of their money.
I have a job.
Really doing what?
I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.
Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.
I have a job.
Really doing what?
I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.
Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.
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A term most commonly used in the psychiatric setting to deescribe a person who makes suicidal threats or statements while intoxicated. These people rarely endorse suicidal ideations or actions while sober, and generally only become suicidal when drunk.
"Hey, are we going to discharge Mike today?"
"Sure, he'll be going home at three."
"Didn't he threaten to kill himself?"
"Yeah, but he was just drunkicidal. He's fine now."
"Sure, he'll be going home at three."
"Didn't he threaten to kill himself?"
"Yeah, but he was just drunkicidal. He's fine now."
by WMaximus March 27, 2013
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by Dancerooster September 28, 2021
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I was drunktified in shitting on the neighbors lawn and knocking on their door during the party last night.
by Kristen macon love cowell, III November 1, 2010
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Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.
by Badwig September 28, 2009
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