Wow, I was so drunkity on Saturday I woke up in my neighbors bed, in my own shoes and someone elses pants.
by Corrie Nichols August 28, 2006
The most common reason for calling out of work.
Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.
Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.
Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.
Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.
Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.
Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.
Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.
Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.
Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."
Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."
Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."
by eceedubs December 24, 2010
by Drunk slang January 01, 2021
Drunkity (noun)
A state of being pleasantly intoxicated where one is cheerful, lighthearted, and enjoyable to be around. Characterized by happy laughter, a good mood, and a lack of drama, those experiencing drunkity often uplift others and are the life of the party without being overwhelming or a downer.
A state of being pleasantly intoxicated where one is cheerful, lighthearted, and enjoyable to be around. Characterized by happy laughter, a good mood, and a lack of drama, those experiencing drunkity often uplift others and are the life of the party without being overwhelming or a downer.
by DrunkityChick December 01, 2024