eceedubs's definitions
The most common reason for calling out of work.
Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.
Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.
Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.
Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.
Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.
Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.
Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.
Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.
Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."
Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."
Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."
by eceedubs December 24, 2010
Get the Drunkitismug.