Krunkitis

A disease that your avatar can get in Krunker if someone kills you with a melee weapon

Ahhhh I've got krunkitis!!! now i'm all green!!!

by Cassius_☺ November 6, 2020

Crunkitis

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

Drunkitis

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.

Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."

by eceedubs December 24, 2010

crunkitis

similar to the 'itis' (when one eats too much food), only when one consumes too much alcohol

Person A: "Yo come out tonight there's a huge banger at Sarah's house."
Person B: "Chill man I cant go out I have crunkitis."

by Crunkmasterflex March 24, 2010

krunktastic

sweet and or very cool. Good stuff.

That cinnamon bun was krunktastic!
That's Krunktastic, Yo!
Tittily Winks, Krunktastic Style!

by Hybridrocknroll May 24, 2005

Krunkotica

The combination of hip hop and electronic music. Usually found in remixes.

Dude, have you heard the new T.I remix by Diskotek? That's straight up Krunkotica right there

by Mr.Real December 26, 2008

krunkies

krunkies (KR) is a currency in a roblox browser block zoom game

hey how many krunkies you got?

by alxsander January 20, 2021