drunkinism

A joyful, drunken state of mind; not in derogatory way.

Drunkinism rocks!!

by Drunkinism November 11, 2015

drunkism

a drunk hobo who is trying to take over the country of mexicana.

"darn those hobos and their drunkism"

by yer mom is hawt February 23, 2008

drunkinese

Slurring speech and babbling while drinking heavily.

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am osificer." This is drunkinese.

by MHOS December 3, 2013

Drunkitis

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.

Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."

by eceedubs December 24, 2010

drunkanism

The condition of getting or being drunk.

I believe you have a Drunkanism drunk intoxicated

by Reginod August 3, 2016

Dunkinista

The unofficial name for barista's at Dunkin donuts.

Thomas is one good dunkinista

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Donkinism

The act of being a donkey.

He drove through a red light with all donkinism.

by TheModernDictionary December 22, 2016