drunkinism 

A joyful, drunken state of mind; not in derogatory way.

Drunkinism rocks!!

drunkinism by Drunkinism November 11, 2015

drunkism 

a drunk hobo who is trying to take over the country of mexicana.

"darn those hobos and their drunkism"

drunkism by yer mom is hawt February 23, 2008

drunkinese 

Slurring speech and babbling while drinking heavily.

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am osificer." This is drunkinese.

drunkinese by MHOS December 3, 2013

Drunkitis 

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.

Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."

Drunkitis by eceedubs December 24, 2010

drunkanism 

The condition of getting or being drunk.

I believe you have a Drunkanism drunk intoxicated]

drunkanism by Reginod August 3, 2016

Dunkinista 

The unofficial name for barista's at Dunkin donuts.

Thomas is one good dunkinista

Dunkinista by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Donkinism 

The act of being a donkey.

He drove through a red light with all donkinism.

Donkinism by TheModernDictionary December 22, 2016