Crunkitis

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

crunkitis

similar to the 'itis' (when one eats too much food), only when one consumes too much alcohol

Person A: "Yo come out tonight there's a huge banger at Sarah's house."
Person B: "Chill man I cant go out I have crunkitis."

by Crunkmasterflex March 24, 2010

Cringitis

Inflammation of your whole body and mind from cringing too muc.

After looking at my sixth grade photo, I feel like I have cringitis.

by Ur boi, Genny & Ur boi, Kai December 10, 2016

Cuntitis

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death

Hillary died of cuntitis

by Proskill October 14, 2018

crushitis

When you have a crush and you get really nervous: can cause swelling of heart and extreme giggling

I can't believe he talked to me! I have a severe case of crushitis

by luvmylipgloss November 16, 2017

walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

Crunktina

A Bacardi loving socialite and gay icon known for her vulgarity, loudness and ability to beat your ass in a dance off. Enjoys ridiculous rap lyrics, talking shit, shiny things, a good sale, making fun of herself and others (but mostly others). Co-founder of the illustrious "Pudges" gang with members in South Florida and Chicago. The gang symbol is the beetle, which is worn by members in the form of a platinum and diamond medallion. Pudges often pose for pictures mean muggin', showin' off said medallion and sometimes even flashing their grillz. When not gang banging, partying, or getting hated on by the broke and unfabulous Crunktina spends her free time getting her nails done or checking out boys with her new besties Kyle (aka Buckwild) and Paul.

I hear that girl is at the bar every night. She probably doesnt work, but she always looks fresh. She's such a Crunktina.

by Crunktina Fan January 21, 2008