Drunktional
Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013
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drunctional
The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.
Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009
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drunktioning
Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"
Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011
Drunkmotional
Dude, Britt was drunkmotional last night, I told her I was leaving the party and she started crying for an hour and a half.
Drunkmotional by Fünke the doc May 9, 2011
Drumotional
Guy 1: "Dude have you seen those girls over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Rachel and Amy, they're just drumotional"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Rachel and Amy, they're just drumotional"
Drumotional by NMcD February 10, 2013
Drinktionary
A Drinking Game invented in room 3072 of Algonquin College's Residence. Involves turning pictionary rules into drinking rules.
Drink when:
You Guess wrong
10 seconds pass with no guessing
When someone guesses correctly everyone except for that person drinks
If 2 minutes pass and no one has guessed the word, the artist must finish half a beer.
Drink when:
You Guess wrong
10 seconds pass with no guessing
When someone guesses correctly everyone except for that person drinks
If 2 minutes pass and no one has guessed the word, the artist must finish half a beer.
<((^^)>
person: emote? (wrong, drink)
person2: kirby? (Right, everyone else drinks)
person3: (after drinking) my turn to draw?
This is drinktionary.
person: emote? (wrong, drink)
person2: kirby? (Right, everyone else drinks)
person3: (after drinking) my turn to draw?
This is drinktionary.
Drinktionary by JerseySix November 1, 2009
drunktionary
drunktionary by lealea1003 February 7, 2010
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