Drunktional

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunctional

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.

Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."

by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

drunktioning

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

Drunkmotional

When you are too drunk and everything becomes drama.

Dude, Britt was drunkmotional last night, I told her I was leaving the party and she started crying for an hour and a half.

by Fünke the doc May 9, 2011

Drumotional

To be drunk and emotional

Guy 1: "Dude have you seen those girls over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Rachel and Amy, they're just drumotional"

by NMcD February 10, 2013

Drinktionary

A Drinking Game invented in room 3072 of Algonquin College's Residence. Involves turning pictionary rules into drinking rules.
Drink when:
You Guess wrong
10 seconds pass with no guessing
When someone guesses correctly everyone except for that person drinks
If 2 minutes pass and no one has guessed the word, the artist must finish half a beer.

<((^^)>
person: emote? (wrong, drink)
person2: kirby? (Right, everyone else drinks)
person3: (after drinking) my turn to draw?
This is drinktionary.

by JerseySix November 1, 2009

drunktionary

all the words that can't be understood unless you are drunk.

Dude we need a drunktionary to understand tom.

by lealea1003 February 7, 2010