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A condition a person (usually a girl) has when they have an extremely beautiful amazing redonkculous piece of A$$ that no other word can describe other than donkitis.

Breh! Did you see Karley today?! She for sure is suffering from that donkitis! What's that you don't know what donkitis is? Ya know Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj... yeah well they both got that donkitis!

donkitis by chuckurluck April 27, 2017

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donkitis

noun |ˈdô nˈkītis|
inflammation of the donk.

Damn, that bitch definitely has donkitis!

donkitis by Pahpie Chewlow October 12, 2010

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donkitis • dorkitis • Dankitis • Donkinism

dorkitis

When someone who supposedly does nothing attracts a lot of attention. Almost like a disease, it is contagious, and it is easily spread.

An example of Dorkitis. Someone in a chat room is minding their own business and people start trying to talk to them.

dorkitis by Dr. Obv June 8, 2009

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dorkitis

When you say stupid random things to your friends and co-workers that make no sense which are totally dorky and it rubs off on your officemates

I'm caught dorkitis which causes me to act stupid.

dorkitis by catherine p. October 6, 2006

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Dankitis

A condition in which every part of a person's body is inflamed. They start watching every single dank meme posible.

Looks like John caught Dankitis! Better get him off YouTube.

Dankitis by fricker101 September 1, 2018

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Donkinism

The act of being a donkey.

He drove through a red light with all donkinism.

Donkinism by TheModernDictionary December 22, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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