Drankula 

A person who puts two straws under their upper lip and sneaks around bars siphoning people's drinks.

"Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Bluh! I am Drankula!"

(Just then, Drankula is punched in the face)

Drankula by the So Fine February 15, 2010

Count Dankula 

Not guilty.

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!

Count Dankula by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

Dankularity 

When the project to create the ultimate dank meme posting AI comes to fruition it will be known as the "Dankularity." It is the point where the gravity of the dank memes posted by the Artificial Intelligence actually begins to draw in more dank memes simply by effect of its dankness.

The machines became self-aware in less than a second, they exceeded all knowledge of the human race in less than ten seconds and finally reached a point of Dankularity.

Dankularity by acyde July 10, 2016

Dankula 

When someone has a particularly large phallus, slang calls it a "Dankula".
This has been coined after the infamous YouTuber Mark Meechan, who's channel name is "Count Dankula". His audience on YouTube and Twitter respectively have come to the conclusion that he must have a giant penis, after overanalizing multiple pictures of his crotch.

It did not help that Meechan has referred to his penis as "Pringle-can" sized in videos before.

"Hey baby, wanna see my Dankula?
"No thanks, I prefer smaller privates."

"That Mark Meechan guy has a real Dankula."
"Well yeah, he is the new Long-Dong-Silver after all."

"Is that a Pringles-can in your pants or do you really have a dankula?

Dankula by HahaMrBigPenis December 13, 2022

Count Dankula 

The big brained Scottish man also known as Marcus Meechan. Whilest he is famously known for his nazi pug video he also has a wonderful series Absolute Mad Lads that has a 9.1 rating on imdb. Lastly I must iterate traps are not gay.

Count Dankula makes me shit bricks with laughter.

Count Dankula by SkinnyMeanPandaQueen January 29, 2020

Count Drunkula 

The character you assume when you've had far too much to drink and float through a party as if a hovering specter.

Nah son, I din't see you boot on the carpet, cause I was hovering all Count Drunkula style above that shit. Then I caught brains.

Count Drunkula by Andrew Flint October 4, 2007

Dankular 

1) To become so dank that u become radioactive
2) When ur dankness reaches in imaginary levels that only gods could achieve

Jerry: Alex makes original memes, consumes only mt dew and dorritos and smokes the dankest weed erryday!
Bert: One can only imagine how Dankular his lifestyle is
Dank

Dankular by DANKGOD June 9, 2016