Dankula 

When someone has a particularly large phallus, slang calls it a "Dankula".
This has been coined after the infamous YouTuber Mark Meechan, who's channel name is "Count Dankula". His audience on YouTube and Twitter respectively have come to the conclusion that he must have a giant penis, after overanalizing multiple pictures of his crotch.

It did not help that Meechan has referred to his penis as "Pringle-can" sized in videos before.

"Hey baby, wanna see my Dankula?
"No thanks, I prefer smaller privates."

"That Mark Meechan guy has a real Dankula."
"Well yeah, he is the new Long-Dong-Silver after all."

"Is that a Pringles-can in your pants or do you really have a dankula?

Dankula by HahaMrBigPenis December 13, 2022

Count Dankula 

Not guilty.

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!

Count Dankula by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

Count Dankula 

The big brained Scottish man also known as Marcus Meechan. Whilest he is famously known for his nazi pug video he also has a wonderful series Absolute Mad Lads that has a 9.1 rating on imdb. Lastly I must iterate traps are not gay.

Count Dankula makes me shit bricks with laughter.

Count Dankula by SkinnyMeanPandaQueen January 29, 2020

Count Dankula 

The guy who stole Buddha and turned him from a cutie to a Nazi who wants to gas the Jews. Imagine the next day Buddha does Sieg Heil to the owner how big of a bs that is.

“Count Dankula, do you wanna gas the Jews?”

Count Dankula by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020

Count Dankula 

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.

A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.

"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"

Count Dankula by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024

Count Dankula 

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.

Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.

Count Dankula by HM788 August 4, 2025

Dankuya 

The Dankuya is a person (dankuyans for the population) who survives the holy month of no nut november.
They posses supreme willpower over mortal men, and have some hidden abilities only used when necessary.

Person 1: "Did you hear Dan ascended to join the Dankuyans?"
Person 2: "Really?! I never expected him to survive the holy month."

Dankuya by Dankuyan Prime November 7, 2019