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drinkularity 

The point where you meet an attractive woman but you've had too much to drink, talk utter shite and totally fuck it up before collapsing into a black hole of stupidity and self-loathing.
Judging by the look on her face, he's just fallen into the drinkularity
drinkularity by wiretapper July 19, 2018
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Dankularity 

When the project to create the ultimate dank meme posting AI comes to fruition it will be known as the "Dankularity." It is the point where the gravity of the dank memes posted by the Artificial Intelligence actually begins to draw in more dank memes simply by effect of its dankness.
The machines became self-aware in less than a second, they exceeded all knowledge of the human race in less than ten seconds and finally reached a point of Dankularity.
Dankularity by acyde July 10, 2016

dingularity 

When all your dingleberries join in to one gob of shit and you rip them out by the roots
You should see the giant dingularity that I pulled out of my ass crack in the shower this morning
dingularity by zuluhot August 31, 2021

dickularity 

One of the best friends anyone can ever ask for, but still an interesting dummy. An interesting romance occurred when Singularity and Dickie met, and BOOM! you get Dickularity.
You wished you had a friend like dickularity, too bad she is in love with yooniiversal.
dickularity by reetiddies August 7, 2019

Dickularity 

The accumulation of so many penises that the actual accounting for the individual number of dicks, penises, and cocks becomes impossible to quantify. Dickularities (pl.) are normally generated around the mouths of ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-boyfriends, and ex-husbands who are attempting to make up for time lost.

A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.
Becky's become a dickularity after Tom broke up with her; I heard you can't get within 50 meters of her without her sucking you in.

Literally.
Dickularity by Brazerican January 13, 2021

The Dickularity 

Much like The Singularity is the moment that AI (Artificial Intelligence) becomes so good that you can't tell the difference between it and a human brain - The Dickularity is the moment when men and women are practically indistinguishable.

When The Dickularity happens, you'll have to start a romance in stages:

Looks: are you attracted to each other?

Personality: does this person interest me mentally? Or does this person make me want to jump out of a 7 story window?

Genital Compatibility: you arrange a Genital Reveal Party to determine if this is going to work in the bedroom.
Example: Dave found out that his dating pool was severely lacking in females interested in spending time with him, so he began to explore The Dickularity for other options.
The Dickularity by Wetpapersack2 February 15, 2023
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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