Dramometer

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A fictitious device used to gauge the drama and/or stress associated with a particular person or situation.

"Wow, did you see the look of disgust on Walter's face after that staff meeting? Not only is the shit going to hit the fan, but the dramometer in this office is about to set an all-time record high!"

Dramometer by cws_001 January 9, 2015

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gramometer

A device for measuring the quantity of weed one has

Dude, you should measure that Mary Jane you just brought with my gramometer

gramometer by Cypriano DiCaprio & Davido October 8, 2016

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dramameter

A measureing device used to measure the amount of drama involved in a situation or person. The measurement is in the form of a number, 1 being the least amount of drama and 10 being the highest.

Stay away from that girl her dramameter is on 10!

dramameter by Charlie May 13, 2005

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Dramameter

Dramameter (Dr A mamet E r) - The unit of distance traveled by the Waaambulance to reach its intended victim. Shorter distances register higher on the Dramameter.

I had to dump that girl. Her dramameter was pegged.

Dramameter by McSteve July 3, 2008

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drameter

A combination of drama and meter. A measure of how much drama is occurring during a situation.

Dude, the drameter was registering a 9.5 out of 10 when Joe confronted Suzie in front of all of us at the dinner table about her cheating on him. You totally should have been there

drameter by DL625 April 13, 2009

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datamometer

A datamometer is a tool used to evaluate data quality and collect gross data metrics. Datamometers can be used to "feel" and "smell" directional information prior to the completion of report writing, or in lieu of actual reporting.

Hey report monkey! Slap a datamometer on that databass and give me some numbers -- STAT!

datamometer by @nd3rs0n :: c@m@nd@ February 3, 2010

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Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.

I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.

Poor Man's Dynamometer by Longfingers December 21, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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