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Dramometer

A fictitious device used to gauge the drama and/or stress associated with a particular person or situation.
"Wow, did you see the look of disgust on Walter's face after that staff meeting? Not only is the shit going to hit the fan, but the dramometer in this office is about to set an all-time record high!"
by cws_001 January 9, 2015
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gramometer

A device for measuring the quantity of weed one has
Dude, you should measure that Mary Jane you just brought with my gramometer
by Cypriano DiCaprio & Davido October 8, 2016
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dramameter

A measureing device used to measure the amount of drama involved in a situation or person. The measurement is in the form of a number, 1 being the least amount of drama and 10 being the highest.
Stay away from that girl her dramameter is on 10!
by Charlie May 13, 2005
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Dramameter

Dramameter (Dr A mamet E r) - The unit of distance traveled by the Waaambulance to reach its intended victim. Shorter distances register higher on the Dramameter.
I had to dump that girl. Her dramameter was pegged.
by McSteve July 3, 2008
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drameter

A combination of drama and meter. A measure of how much drama is occurring during a situation.
Dude, the drameter was registering a 9.5 out of 10 when Joe confronted Suzie in front of all of us at the dinner table about her cheating on him. You totally should have been there
by DL625 April 13, 2009
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datamometer

A datamometer is a tool used to evaluate data quality and collect gross data metrics. Datamometers can be used to "feel" and "smell" directional information prior to the completion of report writing, or in lieu of actual reporting.
Hey report monkey! Slap a datamometer on that databass and give me some numbers -- STAT!
by @nd3rs0n :: c@m@nd@ February 3, 2010
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Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
by Longfingers December 21, 2010
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