Charlie's definitions

voglio una polpetta

voglio una polpetta!!!!!(i want a meatball at least i think i spelled it right)

voglio una polpetta!!!!! said he in science class for no apparent reason.

by charlie June 2, 2004

shit fire

when you eat too much hot sause that your shit feals like fire

man i ate to much spicy wings im gunna shit fire tonight

by charlie March 30, 2005

Voddy

An alcoholic beverage, Vodka. Not to be dranken without a mixer.

Yay, 3 bottles of voddy to drink and an ounce of gan. We're gonna be fucked.

by Charlie November 25, 2003

Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

by charlie November 7, 2004

ChavScum

This is a quality site much hated by skanky chavs such as the one above. Mostly hated by everyone apart from themselves chavs are a race that aspire to leave school before they are 16, have kids before 17, be the manager of a chav wear manufacturer - even though they cant read a picture book. This website aims to make everyone aware of these things that nobody wants to see and makes people wise of which peopel are the scum of Britain. (I am not a student or a goth and im not jealous of the 'cool kids' because they're not, theyre just below scrotums and tramps in the popularity chain.

Visit www.chavscum.co.uk and you will see

by Charlie April 2, 2005

Awf

Dervived from the word "Awful" awf is used when someone is not up to their normal standards like someone is good at something but are bad that day then they are awf. Not to be confused wih off which is someone who is weird

ONE:Damn I thought you said Ishamel was good at basketball
TWO:He is but hes just awf today

by Charlie July 1, 2004

wymsey

Lighthearted humour with a dark underbelly. Based on an imaginary online village with a local newspaper that shovelled enormous amounts of muck.

This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.

From the Wymsey Chronicle: "Churchwarden Julius Blaah was this week condemmed for his involvement with Montantrum Bionics when he was photographed feeding his son, Eagloo, aged 11, with genetically modifed acorns.

by Charlie June 11, 2004