Charlie's definitions

hj

A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

SPDR

Suck Penis and Die Retard

SPDR you worthless homo!

by Charlie September 5, 2003

howfy

how to say howdy when you are totally blazed/blitzed

"Howfy patner, how yer dourin?"

by Charlie March 9, 2005

yoblud

a rudeboy, gangster type person - dislikeable, lil wannabes

"oh god, ther's a yoblud headin our way"

by Charlie May 13, 2005

system of a down

The best motherfucking band this end of hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOAD ROCK!GO SYSTEM!\m/

by Charlie December 10, 2003

flaps

A hinged section of an aircraft's wing which allows the aircraft to fly slower but also generates enough lift to stay aloft.

Flaps - check 30
Controls - check free

by Charlie December 6, 2004

Bizzat

A person who thinks that they are a hippie although the sixties are way over and gone. They listen strictly to jam bands; dress and act the part, but drive a nice SUV and throw all expenses on Dad's credit card; takes lots of drugs because it us cool.

That bizzat used to go to my high school and he always wore Matchbox 20 t-shirts.

by charlie September 25, 2003