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A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...
"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"
Gapometer by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009
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Dramometer

A fictitious device used to gauge the drama and/or stress associated with a particular person or situation.
"Wow, did you see the look of disgust on Walter's face after that staff meeting? Not only is the shit going to hit the fan, but the dramometer in this office is about to set an all-time record high!"
Dramometer by cws_001 January 9, 2015

gayometer 

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.
Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....

Gayometer 

A sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how "flaming" they are.
Rob: I'm sure Tim's gay.
Gurtrude: I know, my gayometer reads 110 degrees!
Gayometer by Bubsforbubs June 1, 2011

Gasometer 

To describe how high you are on a scale of 1-1000.
Person 1:Dude I'm about 420 on the gasometer scale
Person 2:Your a disappointment

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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