Douchmoff 

Shortened version of douche-me-off

What the fuck's your problem you fuckin douchmoff

Douchmoff by John Gallino October 13, 2003

douchemuffin

same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness

Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin

douchemuffin by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012

Douchniffle 

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.

Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!

Douchniffle by David May 24, 2004

Douchmonster 

One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..

Man Jorge your such a douchmonster!!!!!!

Douchmonster by Mukluck May 6, 2011

douchemuffin

some one who is weak, a pansy, or someone who does lots of stupid stuff

Jay Warren is a major douchemuffin

douchemuffin by fagh8er December 11, 2004

doucheoftheyear

someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."

Im so happy im nominated for doucheoftheyear.

doucheoftheyear by LAWMAN November 18, 2004

douchmuffin 

Like a douchbag except worse....more insulting....

Dude....you're a fucking douchmuffin!

douchmuffin by Jorygw January 2, 2009