Douchmoff
Douchmoff by John Gallino October 13, 2003
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Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}
Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe
Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin
Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe
Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin
douchemuffin by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012
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Douchniffle
Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.
Douchniffle by David May 24, 2004
Douchmonster
One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..
Douchmonster by Mukluck May 6, 2011
doucheoftheyear
someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."
doucheoftheyear by LAWMAN November 18, 2004