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douchemuffin

same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness
Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin
douchemuffin by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012
Related Words

duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.
"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*
duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

douchemuffin

some one who is weak, a pansy, or someone who does lots of stupid stuff
Jay Warren is a major douchemuffin
douchemuffin by fagh8er December 11, 2004

douschemuffin 

Someone who is retarded, a complete and total douschebag.
Sparky is the biggest douschemuffin at El Toro high school.
douschemuffin by fags'r'us December 11, 2004

DoucheMuffin

his names greg.
and hes a douchemuffin.
henryetta; who tha fuck is that yo

joseph; thats greg

henryetta; oh hes a total douchemuffin FOR SURE.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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