Douchmo

One who is being a homo and a douche.

Look at that guy wearing Uggz. What a douchmo.

Any guy in the Twilight movies is a huge douchmo.

by BigRitch November 2, 2010

douchiosity

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Doucho

An embarrassment a level above being ratioed on Twitter where, not only are you revealed as an idiot with a high ratio of comments to likes and retweets, but the comments or replies to your tweet have more likes and retweets than your original tweet. This "dual ratio" is known as a doucho. It may be used as a noun or a verb.

Tyler Shandro (@shandro) and his issues managers and press secretary are regularly douchoed by @AB_MD_WarRoom

by AB MD WarRoom June 24, 2020

Douchemobile

A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.

What's that noise? Kyle must be leaving in his douchemobile again!

by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019

douchemonk

A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.

Dude you're such a douchemonk!

by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014

Doucheocalypse

An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.

Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's party last night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.

by Me and Mr. Split April 25, 2011

Douchmina

A scarf - commonly known as a pashmina - worn by an extraordinary douchebag every day, all day during summer months and winter months. What a fucking douchmina.

Did you see Johnny - he has been wearing that fucking scarf for 12 months straight. It is 98 fucking degrees - douchmina !!

by Foshizzlenizzle January 31, 2015