douche-off 

A competition amongst douche bags to determine who is the biggest douche. Typically performed by those who would give others a rash of douche bump.

Here comes Billy and Daniel for the annual douche-off. I wonder who will win it this year. Will Billy retain his title as douche-off champion?

douche-off by Bling (the Original Dosta crusher) December 29, 2008

douche-off 

Its a Competition too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, sex positions, body fluids, etc.

(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)

Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"

Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"

Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"

Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"

Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"

Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"

Zack- "Touch'e"

All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby

douche-off by Zack Herrell September 16, 2007

douche off 

To rinse, usually with fresh water.

{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!

Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.

douche off by Telephony December 6, 2011

Douche Off 

When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.

Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.

Douche Off by King Kohan October 13, 2009

Douche Off 

An combination of the words Douche-bag and Jerk-off

Brian Antczak, "Quit being such a Douche Off... Did i just say 'Douche Off?'"

Douche Off by Curdo Cat-God Howard January 15, 2008

Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

Fuck Off Douche Bag by Lord Eric The 1st February 25, 2011

Douche-Bag-Off 

A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.

guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!

Douche-Bag-Off by stuck in the middle February 11, 2008