douchwaffle
douchwaffle by hemanPA October 16, 2008
douchwaffle
"Hey! That kelvinn guy is acting like a douchwaffle, because he asks for a donation, gets it, but gives nothing! Oh Snap! Haaaa!!"
douchwaffle by Coc September 1, 2013
douchewaffle
An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
douchewaffle by Kendall October 3, 2004
Douchniffle
Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.
Douchniffle by David May 24, 2004
DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget
A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.
DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget by EdibleFood January 24, 2010
Douchewaffle
The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
Douchewaffle by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009
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douchewaffle by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009
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