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douchwaffle

a funny word to call someone saying that they are stupid a noob retarted...
get out of the road you douchwaffle!
by hemanPA October 16, 2008
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douchwaffle

A person who asks for a donation yet contributes nothing.

- originator: Stonegate.
"Hey! That kelvinn guy is acting like a douchwaffle, because he asks for a donation, gets it, but gives nothing! Oh Snap! Haaaa!!"
by Coc September 1, 2013
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douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!
by Kendall October 3, 2004
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Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.
Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!
by David May 24, 2004
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DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.
Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget
by EdibleFood January 24, 2010
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Douchewaffle

The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!

Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009
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douchewaffle

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.
How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.
by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009
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