Doucheffant

Teased up man-hair that looks fussily messy. A portmanteau of "douche" and "bouffant".

Robert Pattinson looks like he might have lice. He should shampoo his doucheffant.

by The Panis January 31, 2010

Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.

Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.

by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009

douchefractal

Someone who is such a complete douchebag that they exhibit the characteristics of being a douchebag at any scale.

"Truth. Kavanugh is a fractal of douchebaggery; a douchefractal. Everytime you look closer, he gets worse."

by PseudonymOfObviousPerfection September 28, 2018

douchetante

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.

That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore

by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011

douchefactory

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.

That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory

by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009

douchefart

a combination of a douchebag and a queef

Some douchefarts are Starker, Marshall, Morgan, etc.

by Matt Mloshenshiter November 1, 2008