Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.

Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!

by David May 24, 2004

douchwaffle

a funny word to call someone saying that they are stupid a noob retarted...

get out of the road you douchwaffle!

by hemanPA October 16, 2008

douchwaffle

A person who asks for a donation yet contributes nothing.

- originator: Stonegate.

"Hey! That kelvinn guy is acting like a douchwaffle, because he asks for a donation, gets it, but gives nothing! Oh Snap! Haaaa!!"

by Coc September 1, 2013