Douchele 

Douchele (Doosh-ul) is short for Douche-hole. It is used in the same context as douche, but used in special occasions when one goes above and beyond the definition of a douche.

Carl, quit being such a douchele.

My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.

Douchele by douchele January 21, 2013

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013

Douchenetic 

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

Douchenetic by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

doucheketeers 

Douchebags. Plain and simple.

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.

doucheketeers by Telephony June 10, 2013

Douchlexic 

Someone has this syndrome when normally they are cool and alright to be around. Sometimes, though, instead of being forgetful or mixing up numbers like a dyslexic they act like a douche, usually without warning and in public.

Me: Why is Eddie ready to fight that guy who bumped into him? Eddie's usually calm and the guy apologized too.

You: He's douchlexic. Occasionally he acts like a Douche and everyone knows he's wrong.

Douchlexic by joeypaisano June 12, 2011

Doucheberg 

Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)

Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"

Doucheberg by The_real_mr_fantastic December 2, 2016

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.

Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

Douchey von Doucheberg by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008