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Douchlexic

Someone has this syndrome when normally they are cool and alright to be around. Sometimes, though, instead of being forgetful or mixing up numbers like a dyslexic they act like a douche, usually without warning and in public.
Me: Why is Eddie ready to fight that guy who bumped into him? Eddie's usually calm and the guy apologized too.

You: He's douchlexic. Occasionally he acts like a Douche and everyone knows he's wrong.
by joeypaisano June 12, 2011
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douchepick

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.
Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!
by OSUrulz August 20, 2007
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Douchedick

Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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douchelick

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.
by Sikk July 19, 2005
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Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"
"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"
by Chico_GL July 13, 2006
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Doucheviction

When a contestant on the Big Brother TV show is evicted from the house.
I'm so excited. Tonight is doucheviction night.
by Joe Frady September 21, 2012
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Douchewick

Brooklyn neighborhood formerly known as Bushwick, now heavily encroached upon by hipsters moving in who have been priced out of or rejected by nearby Williamsburg.
"So, like, I found this new, up and coming legendary neighborhood. It's, like, totally part of Billyburg."

"Yeah? Where?"

"Bushwick, man."

"You mean Douchewick, you utter hipster douchebag."
by Antihipster August 27, 2013
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