Douchlexic 

Someone has this syndrome when normally they are cool and alright to be around. Sometimes, though, instead of being forgetful or mixing up numbers like a dyslexic they act like a douche, usually without warning and in public.

Me: Why is Eddie ready to fight that guy who bumped into him? Eddie's usually calm and the guy apologized too.

You: He's douchlexic. Occasionally he acts like a Douche and everyone knows he's wrong.

Douchlexic by joeypaisano June 12, 2011

douchepick 

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.

Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!

douchepick by OSUrulz August 20, 2007

Douchedick

Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.

1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.

Douchedick by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

douchelick 

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.

"For the last time, shut the fuck up douchlick."

douchelick by Sikk July 19, 2005

Douchecicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

Douchecicle by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

Doucheviction 

When a contestant on the Big Brother TV show is evicted from the house.

I'm so excited. Tonight is doucheviction night.

Doucheviction by Joe Frady September 21, 2012

Douchewick 

Brooklyn neighborhood formerly known as Bushwick, now heavily encroached upon by hipsters moving in who have been priced out of or rejected by nearby Williamsburg.

"So, like, I found this new, up and coming legendary neighborhood. It's, like, totally part of Billyburg."

"Yeah? Where?"

"Bushwick, man."

"You mean Douchewick, you utter hipster douchebag."

Douchewick by Antihipster August 27, 2013