doucheletics 

a class with only douche bags in it

guy 1: hey man what class you going to?
guy 2: i got doucheletics next

doucheletics by aakasd420 October 15, 2010

Douchenetic 

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

Douchenetic by DanoNYC January 13, 2010