Douche apocalypse

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Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.

Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.

Douche apocalypse by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018

Words you can keep

Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)

Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."

Douche-pocalypse by Raiken May 11, 2010

Related Words

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douchepocalypse

A large gathering of douches or douchebags

Jim: Were you at the book signing at the mall yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!

douchepocalypse by gman98 May 12, 2010

douchepocalypse

a multitude of douchery

loyola highschool is a douchepocalypse

douchepocalypse by chet mcdreamy June 12, 2010

douchepocalypse

A showering or cleansing of the World on an awesome or catastrophic scale; resulting in evil and/or eternal foul smell.

"Sign of the coming douchepocalypse" or "The douchepocalypse is upon us."

douchepocalypse by novacodova March 7, 2009

douchepocalypse

1: When you're in a place or situation that is similar to the idea of hell/armageddon/apocalype due to complete disinterest/dislike in the ongoing activities/people.

If a rich city guy walks into a hick town bar with a couple freinds and saw all the hillbillies. "One word guys.....Douchepocalypse"

If a group of cool kids/jocks accidently walk into in a nerd convention on calculators. They would say "Its a douchepocalypse"

douchepocalypse by Altazink May 13, 2010

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026