Raiken's definitions

Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)

Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."

by Raiken May 11, 2010

Textin Romeo

A man who "sweet talks" or seduce a woman through text messaging.

Esmond is such a textin romeo.

by Raiken April 22, 2010

Geekpin

A geek who took his interest & passion and made them mainstream and popular with society.

Es became a geekpin after forming Enter the Anime and League of Hot Geeks.

by Raiken September 9, 2010

Swagger Geeks

An underground clothing line for geeks (such as comic and anime fans) that was originated in Maryland.

That cool ass Batman shirt Chris is wearing was made by Swagger Geeks.

by Raiken April 26, 2010

Golden Cherry

An inexperienced boy whom a virgin female can bestow the right to be her first.

Mary: Jason is the golden cherry I've been waiting for to fully utilize my womanhood with.

by Raiken May 1, 2010

Awesomic

Something or someone that is awesome on a cosmic level.

That guy's style is awesomic.

by Raiken April 22, 2010

Playing the Bagpipes

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.

Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"

by Raiken June 16, 2010