Douche-pocalypse
When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.
Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Douche-pocalypse by Raiken May 11, 2010
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Douche apocalypse
Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
Douche apocalypse by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018
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Doucheocalypse
An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.
Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's party last night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.
Doucheocalypse by Me and Mr. Split April 25, 2011
douchepacalypse
douchepacalypse by GothicHarajuku November 25, 2010
douchepocalypse
Jim: Were you at the book signing at the mall yesterday?
Tim: Yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!
Tim: Yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!
douchepocalypse by gman98 May 12, 2010
douchepocalypse
loyola highschool is a douchepocalypse
douchepocalypse by chet mcdreamy June 12, 2010
Doucheocalypse
A douche apocalypse. The reign of terror brought on by the procreation of douche bags with ladies/gentlemen (with all too low standards and self esteem), whilst themselves sitting on their thrones, in their little world of Douchedom. D'pocalypse.
Doucheocalypse by Shiny Buster Baby June 7, 2010
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