Douche Act

An action only a douche would do that often involves being a heartless jerk.

Geo: "Did you see how Joe just slapped Lindsey's soda out of her hand?"

Jason: "Yeah, what a douche act, he's such a douche."

by Walrus I Am January 27, 2010

Act A Douche

1. The act of behaving like a complete douche bag.
2. A male, who has no clue about how to dress, talk to women, etc, but acts or "fronts" like he does know.

Dave totally fucked up his date with Lisa....she told me that all he talked about was his gay stamp collection. What a way to act a douche!!

by Ryan_W February 20, 2009

Douchectomy

The act of removing a douchbag from ones life.

Sally: Brad blew me off again last night.

Susie: You just need to perform a douchectomy on him.

by Paigeyloo April 7, 2009

Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.

Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.

by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Douchectomy

The surgical removal of douchebaggery from an infected individual. This procedure is very risky and is typically performed only in emergencies; in severe cases where the douchebaggery has had time to metastasize the operation is often fatal.

"Listen guys, I know it's bad, but it's just too late! If we give him a douchectomy now it's going to kill him: the disease has spread so far that there won't be anything left you can see without a microscope!

....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."

by Southern Geologist October 12, 2016

douchefactory

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.

That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory

by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009