Doucheatude 

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.

Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.

Doucheatude by fapalot69 November 29, 2011

douchetuber 

A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.

Logan Paul is such a douchetuber, all he cares about is the money.

douchetuber by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018

douchetuber 

A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.

"Who's your favorite douchetuber?"
"It's hard to pick a favorite since they're all the same"

douchetuber by sjl057 May 12, 2019

Douchetuber 

A term created by the moist man himself, is someone that has nothing besides a micropenis, holds fake giveaways which is clearly a felon, does unnecessary flexing, and uploads unfunny pranks and uploads dead fake 3AM challenges

Ricegum is a douchetuber that putted his audience full of kids in a gambling addiction

Douchetuber by Antonime March 18, 2021

douchitude

the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains

it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)

0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.

it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)

man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7

shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24

douchitude by dan y November 18, 2004

douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

douchetarded by Awesomazing February 4, 2009

Douchestrudel 

A Douchestrudel is the dumbest form of douche,
The douchestrudel is the douche that says things so dumb you dont know weather to laugh or punch them in the face.

Joe: Hey come over and check out the chevelle I just bought

Douchestrudel: yo you should throw some 20's on that biotch.

Joe: speachless.

Douchestrudel by chevychick94 September 29, 2011